Foolish Screen Rant readers think Superman am awesome? Bizarro am so much more awesome, Superman beat him all the time!

Or so Bizarro might put it if he wrote for Screen Rant. The Man of Steel’s defective, dimwitted duplicate has been providing comic-book comic relief for more than 50 years, even though his creator imagined him as a straight man. Alvin Schwartz, the writer who came up with Bizarro, conceived him as Superman without radiance, the superhuman equivalent of a burned-out bulb. No light. No ideals. No nobility.

Later writers realized Bizarro didn’t have to spread light to spread laughs. Luthor and Brainiac might be smarter — okay, they’re definitely smarter — ...

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